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[ derek's first, immediate reaction is i don't do repeats but it's not true so he can't make himself type it. even if he wants to stop stiles from heading down this conversational path. ]

I wouldn't exactly be surprised, if you told me that.

[ because of course stiles would do it again, he pretty clearly enjoyed himself. ]

With Lydia?

yeah, with both of you. and also just her. and also just you.

sort of all possible combo deals which isn't

i mean, i haven't actively been like "fuck yeah i'd bang scott again" although i totally would if he needed it, obviously, he's my best friend but you get what i'm saying

so this is weird.

You and Scott?

[ derek doesn't like the way that knowledge makes him feel. jealous, maybe. like scott mccall gets everything he wants, even if derek doesn't really think he wants stiles, makes a point of never wanting anything. ]

[ anyway, he's missing the point, and he knows it, but he doesn't want to have this conversation. ]

me and scott. scotty and me. he's really good at sucking dick, who knew?

[Yep, that's too much. Stiles gets what Derek's doing with this, anyway, just sort of contemplates his phone for a minute before firing off round two:]

i feel like we can either play this game where you crab-walk around actually talking about it--super fun, btw, one of my faves--or we can talk about it before aphro is a thing again and i'm too focused on trying not to hump your leg to have a serious convo

Is this a game to you?

[ he's not actually that concerned, but he figures aggressive, needling questions that take derek out of the equation are the best way to handle this safely. ]

no.

[Ugh you're so annoying, why does he even want to bone you.]

would you do it again?

[ dammit, return questions. worse, it's a yes/no question and he can't answer would you because, yes, obviously, that's the point of this whole conversation. ]

Yes.

[ if one of them needed him, he tells himself. not because he wants to fuck a pair of teenagers who are too precocious for their own good. ]

for fun? without fuck-or-die circumstances?

Not if you keep pressing this.

calm down, big guy, i'm just curious.

also way easier to figure out who regrets what when we can't lie, so. there's that.

Are you doing this because you know you don't have a chance with Lydia if I'm not involved? Just curious.

1. rude

2. no

we've fooled around without you involved, so whatever.

i'm pretty sure i'm not in love with her anymore. but i'm also obviously still attracted to her. and i really like her. so.

does that fall under the "it's complicated" side of the facebook spectrum?

why am i even asking you this

I genuinely do not know.

at least wanting to bang her isn't a great mystery of the universe but idk why i'm attracted to you when you're an ass 87% of the time

Only 87%? I'm losing my touch.

Not to sound arrogant, but I doubt personality has a lot to do with it.

the breakdown on this pie chart is 40% abs, 40% dick, and 20% mystery

10% brains, 25% mouth, 60% desire to make you shut the hell up.

you realize that trying to get me to shut up with sex mostly doesn't work, right

what's the missing 5?

Mystery.

well at least you love me for more than my body

Stop texting me.

but teasing you counts for like 5% of my mystery 20

[...Huh, truths he wasn't even aware of.]

Then stop flirting. I'm not going to have sex with you.

yeah, well, that stick in your ass is lodged up there pretty tight so there's clearly no room for me at the moment anyway

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