instinct: (blank 1)
Derek Hale. ([personal profile] instinct) wrote2013-11-02 06:11 am
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

proxima beta inbox.


"Derek."
[ beep ]


leave a voicemail. or:
phonecalls. video calls. prank calls.
drunk dialing. wrong numbers.
texting. sexting. actionspam.
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only
instinct: (blatantly being an asshole 4)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you doing this because you know you don't have a chance with Lydia if I'm not involved? Just curious.
freaking: (pic#6904107)

1/2 (TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
1. rude

2. no
freaking: (pic#6904106)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
we've fooled around without you involved, so whatever.

i'm pretty sure i'm not in love with her anymore. but i'm also obviously still attracted to her. and i really like her. so.

does that fall under the "it's complicated" side of the facebook spectrum?

why am i even asking you this
instinct: (the fuck 4: stiles stilinski)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I genuinely do not know.
freaking: (ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ)

(TEXT | PRIVATE) i see those keywords

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
at least wanting to bang her isn't a great mystery of the universe but idk why i'm attracted to you when you're an ass 87% of the time
instinct: (almost smile 5)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Only 87%? I'm losing my touch.

Not to sound arrogant, but I doubt personality has a lot to do with it.
freaking: (everything is different)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
the breakdown on this pie chart is 40% abs, 40% dick, and 20% mystery
instinct: (almost smile 4)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
10% brains, 25% mouth, 60% desire to make you shut the hell up.
freaking: » ｆｒｅａｋｉｎｇ (ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀɴᴏᴏɴ.)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
you realize that trying to get me to shut up with sex mostly doesn't work, right

what's the missing 5?
instinct: (lemme think about it... no)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Mystery.
freaking: » ｅａｓｙｓｔｒｅｅｔ (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
well at least you love me for more than my body
instinct: (closeup 1)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Stop texting me.
freaking: » easystreet (pic#7124471)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
but teasing you counts for like 5% of my mystery 20

[...Huh, truths he wasn't even aware of.]
instinct: (closeup 4)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Then stop flirting. I'm not going to have sex with you.
freaking: » bungalows (pic#)

1/2 (TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, well, that stick in your ass is lodged up there pretty tight so there's clearly no room for me at the moment anyway
freaking: » frozenorange (pic#7124459)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Which is such a good segue for this:]

i'm assuming--and praying--that eventually this bullshit experiment's gonna end to make way for the next one

still feel like trying your hospital break-in plan when it does?
instinct: (blank 4)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] instinct 2013-12-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.
freaking: (pic#7166954)

(TEXT | PRIVATE)

[personal profile] freaking 2013-12-24 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
my info-gathering sort of got derailed by those super fun caveman urges but i'll work on it.
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only