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[instinct]

"Derek."
[ beep ]

leave a voicemail. or:
phonecalls. video calls. prank calls.
drunk dialing. wrong numbers.
texting. sexting. actionspam.

Comments

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[afieldsmedal]

Oh wow.

[ don't ask any more direct questions.

did you mean please, lydia, ask more direct questions and take advantage of this crack in my oh-so-secretive facade because that's what she heard. ]

That's explicit. Was it just to rile him up, or are you horny too?

( text )

[instinct]

Yes.

[ it's really hard to be truculent and not overshare. ]

Drugged again.

[ at least this time he's aware of it, even if he's also panicking at the glacial slippage of his self-control and the inevitable fallout. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

[ if it's chip drugs and about to become a two-way street of emotional honesty, lydia is resolved to stay at least two steps ahead on the embarrassing questions. ]

If you're drugged, does that mean you're having unwanted sexual urges? Who are you planning to call when you've "waited too long"?

( text )

[instinct]

I'm lending someone a hand tomorrow, actually.

[ a hand. and a dick. and he fully intends to use that encounter to beat this back, because this horny honesty is bullshit. ]

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

Stiles?

[ all sexting leads to handjobs in an ideal, aphro drugged world! ]

( text )

[instinct]

No.

I don't know her name.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

[ apparently she started to care. ]

I'm worried you're going to get yourself hurt doing this. There's not exactly a union for prostitutes here.

( text )

[instinct]

I'm not a prostitute, Lydia.

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[afieldsmedal]

You're kind of a prostitute. If you want to do that, that's fine. I'm not going to judge you nearly as much as I pretend to.

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[instinct]

It's not about what I want.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

Then you're doing sex wrong.

( text )

[instinct]

You seemed to think I managed just fine.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

[ hot in the face!!! wow screw you. ]

I wasn't arguing your physical capabilities. Just your emotional capacity.

( text )

[instinct]

I don't want to involve emotions.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

I can't tell if that's smart or just stupid at this point.

( text )

[instinct]

I don't care what you think.

If I have to do this, it's going to be on my terms.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

Fine. Do it your way.

Where in your terms and conditions does it include sexting teenaged boys?

[ because that's what she came here for before they got sidetracked by emotions! ]

( text )

[instinct]

If I could restrain myself, I would have. Do you think I want to admit I'm attracted to anybody? The last person I was interested in poisoned my sister and tried to strangle you.

[ ughhhhhh why didn't he just put his phone down why did he engage. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

Yeah, I remember that. Good job.

Am I supposed to take this as you're attracted to Stiles?

[ because this is the easiest conversational route to take, and suits her current, rather sexual thought process. ]

I mean, the moles are kind of cute I guess.

( text )

[instinct]

I like his mouth.

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[afieldsmedal]

I made out with him in the back of a lingerie shop. It was kind of an accident. Do you want to make out with him?

( text )

[instinct]

I don't know. Maybe. How do you accidentally make out with someone?

[ it's clearly his turn to judge you, lydia. ]

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

...Okay, fine, maybe it wasn't "accidental". It's not like he tripped and I fell, but I don't think either of us went into that shop with the intention of getting in trouble with the sales clerk.

( text )

[instinct]

Why did you take stiles to a lingerie shop?

Does Stiles wear lingerie?

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

We were shopping, these things happen.

I made him put some on.