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[instinct]

"Derek."
[ beep ]

leave a voicemail. or:
phonecalls. video calls. prank calls.
drunk dialing. wrong numbers.
texting. sexting. actionspam.

Comments

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[afieldsmedal]

Then you're doing sex wrong.

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[instinct]

You seemed to think I managed just fine.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

[ hot in the face!!! wow screw you. ]

I wasn't arguing your physical capabilities. Just your emotional capacity.

( text )

[instinct]

I don't want to involve emotions.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

I can't tell if that's smart or just stupid at this point.

( text )

[instinct]

I don't care what you think.

If I have to do this, it's going to be on my terms.

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

Fine. Do it your way.

Where in your terms and conditions does it include sexting teenaged boys?

[ because that's what she came here for before they got sidetracked by emotions! ]

( text )

[instinct]

If I could restrain myself, I would have. Do you think I want to admit I'm attracted to anybody? The last person I was interested in poisoned my sister and tried to strangle you.

[ ughhhhhh why didn't he just put his phone down why did he engage. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

Yeah, I remember that. Good job.

Am I supposed to take this as you're attracted to Stiles?

[ because this is the easiest conversational route to take, and suits her current, rather sexual thought process. ]

I mean, the moles are kind of cute I guess.

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[instinct]

I like his mouth.

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[afieldsmedal]

I made out with him in the back of a lingerie shop. It was kind of an accident. Do you want to make out with him?

( text )

[instinct]

I don't know. Maybe. How do you accidentally make out with someone?

[ it's clearly his turn to judge you, lydia. ]

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

...Okay, fine, maybe it wasn't "accidental". It's not like he tripped and I fell, but I don't think either of us went into that shop with the intention of getting in trouble with the sales clerk.

( text )

[instinct]

Why did you take stiles to a lingerie shop?

Does Stiles wear lingerie?

( text )

[afieldsmedal]

We were shopping, these things happen.

I made him put some on.

( text )

[instinct]

Did he buy them

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[afieldsmedal]

[ she doesn't know why they're still talking but can't bring herself to admit that either la la la~ ]

Yeah, we kind of bought handfuls.

( text )

[instinct]

I have to go shower.

[ and try not to jerk it to the idea of underage annoyances wearing lingerie and making out. ]

Re: ( text )

[afieldsmedal]

That's a good idea.

[ for all parties involved. ]