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[instinct]

"Derek."
[ beep ]

leave a voicemail. or:
phonecalls. video calls. prank calls.
drunk dialing. wrong numbers.
texting. sexting. actionspam.

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[afieldsmedal]

What did you tell Stiles?

[ because she is very concerned.

totally...concerned...

and not at all interested in this sexting 'inability to lie' thing that stiles has got going on what about you derek shed some reluctant truths and sexier word vomit. ]

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[instinct]

[ oh no he knows what this is about. he wants to shrug it off, or make some pithy remark about telling stiles to shut up, but unfortunately he's under the effects of truth serum. ]

How good it felt when you came on my dick.

Don't ask any more direct questions.

[ he really should have broken his device after running his mouth at stiles, but the last time he did that he had to pay to get a new one and he's getting short on cash. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

Oh wow.

[ don't ask any more direct questions.

did you mean please, lydia, ask more direct questions and take advantage of this crack in my oh-so-secretive facade because that's what she heard. ]

That's explicit. Was it just to rile him up, or are you horny too?

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[instinct]

Yes.

[ it's really hard to be truculent and not overshare. ]

Drugged again.

[ at least this time he's aware of it, even if he's also panicking at the glacial slippage of his self-control and the inevitable fallout. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

[ if it's chip drugs and about to become a two-way street of emotional honesty, lydia is resolved to stay at least two steps ahead on the embarrassing questions. ]

If you're drugged, does that mean you're having unwanted sexual urges? Who are you planning to call when you've "waited too long"?

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[instinct]

I'm lending someone a hand tomorrow, actually.

[ a hand. and a dick. and he fully intends to use that encounter to beat this back, because this horny honesty is bullshit. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

Stiles?

[ all sexting leads to handjobs in an ideal, aphro drugged world! ]

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[instinct]

No.

I don't know her name.

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[afieldsmedal]

[ apparently she started to care. ]

I'm worried you're going to get yourself hurt doing this. There's not exactly a union for prostitutes here.

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[instinct]

I'm not a prostitute, Lydia.

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[afieldsmedal]

You're kind of a prostitute. If you want to do that, that's fine. I'm not going to judge you nearly as much as I pretend to.

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[instinct]

It's not about what I want.

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[afieldsmedal]

Then you're doing sex wrong.

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[instinct]

You seemed to think I managed just fine.

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[afieldsmedal]

[ hot in the face!!! wow screw you. ]

I wasn't arguing your physical capabilities. Just your emotional capacity.

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[instinct]

I don't want to involve emotions.

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[afieldsmedal]

I can't tell if that's smart or just stupid at this point.

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[instinct]

I don't care what you think.

If I have to do this, it's going to be on my terms.

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[afieldsmedal]

Fine. Do it your way.

Where in your terms and conditions does it include sexting teenaged boys?

[ because that's what she came here for before they got sidetracked by emotions! ]

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[instinct]

If I could restrain myself, I would have. Do you think I want to admit I'm attracted to anybody? The last person I was interested in poisoned my sister and tried to strangle you.

[ ughhhhhh why didn't he just put his phone down why did he engage. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

Yeah, I remember that. Good job.

Am I supposed to take this as you're attracted to Stiles?

[ because this is the easiest conversational route to take, and suits her current, rather sexual thought process. ]

I mean, the moles are kind of cute I guess.

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[instinct]

I like his mouth.

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[afieldsmedal]

I made out with him in the back of a lingerie shop. It was kind of an accident. Do you want to make out with him?

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[instinct]

I don't know. Maybe. How do you accidentally make out with someone?

[ it's clearly his turn to judge you, lydia. ]

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[afieldsmedal]

...Okay, fine, maybe it wasn't "accidental". It's not like he tripped and I fell, but I don't think either of us went into that shop with the intention of getting in trouble with the sales clerk.