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[instinct]

"Derek."
[ beep ]

leave a voicemail. or:
phonecalls. video calls. prank calls.
drunk dialing. wrong numbers.
texting. sexting. actionspam.

Comments

(TEXT)

[instinct]

Yes.

(TEXT)

[freaking]

can you elaborate?

because okay, i know any orgasm from my own hand is going to just leave me feeling even worse, thank you chip, but i'm really horny and lydia went to shower and i just don't even care anymore i need some spank bank material to get off to before i go completely nuts

and then we can delete these messages and never talk about this again.

[He is not going to say please.]

(TEXT)

[instinct]

Masturbation isn't going to work. Take a cold shower and find someone to get off with tomorrow.

[ he's being so unhelpful but he doesn't want to talk about his kinks while he's stuck unable to lie. ]

(TEXT)

[freaking]

[he's going to masturbate anyway f u]

you suck.

(TEXT)

[instinct]

You're just going to jerk off anyway aren't you.

(TEXT)

[freaking]

already did it once tonight, might as well go for another miserably unsatisfying round

(TEXT) [link nsfw]

[instinct]

Now stop texting me.

» DOWNLOAD: YXE9rT8.jpg

(TEXT)

[freaking]

[Holy mother of wow.

Lydia sends him pamphlets on alien anatomy, Derek sends him dick pics. It's been a weird night.]

one more and then i'm gone cross my heart

mostly because typing one-handed is getting old

how big are you?

(TEXT)

[instinct]

7.5 and putting my phone away.

(TEXT)

[freaking]

okay cool

just gonna leave you with the image of me and lydia making out around your dick

[xoxo gossip girl.]

(TEXT)

[instinct]

[ you are the worst thing that has ever happened to him. ]

[ ........ well. okay. top five. ]







[ top ten. ]